November 25, 2006

A satirist's view of our pluralistic culture


For context of this quote, click on the following link:
Ravi Zacharias on our loss of shame, pt. II


"We believe in Marx, Freud and Darwin. We believe everything is ok as long as you don't hurt anyone, to the best of your definition of hurt and to the best of your definition of knowledge.

We believe in sex before, during and after marriage. We believe in the therapy of sin, we believe that adultery is fun, we believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe everything's getting better, despite evidence to the contrary. The evidence must be investigated, and you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in horoscopes, ufos and bent spoons. Jesus was a good man, just like Buddha, Mohammad and ourselves. He was a good moral teacher, although we think some of his good morals were really bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same; at least the ones that we read were. They all believe in love and goodness. They only differ on matters of creation, sin, heaven, hell, God and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the nothing, because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing. If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then it's compulsory heaven for all excepting, perhaps, Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Khan.

We believe in Masters and Johnson: what's selected is average, what's average is normal, what's normal is good. We believe in total disarmament, because we believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed. Americans should beat their guns into tractors and the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good, it's only his behavior that lets him down. This is the fault of society, society is the fault of conditions, and conditions are the fault of society. We believe each man must find the truth that is right for him and reality will adapt accordingly. The universe will readjust, history will alter. We believe that there is no absolute truth, excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds and the flowering of individual thought.

If chance be the father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the sky and when you hear, "state of emergency, sniper kills ten, troops on rampage, youths go looting, bomb blasts school," it is but the sound of man worshipping his maker."


Steve Turner

3 comments:

cityfarmer said...

Not ignoring you just really really busy...love having you at our family gatherings...anxiously awaiting a relish plate from your heirloom dish collection...love Mom

Parisienne Farmgirl said...

Forgive me Father - I have not read Victoria's blog in a week.
LOVE IT!!!
The whole "Holy - Day" thing - I figured that out a couple years ago and its pretty funny when you think about it - those damned (literally) secularist just can't get away from the Holiness of Christ. Even by dropping the "y."

Platonicus Booknutticus said...

This is a shame that a blog such as this gets passed over.

Did anybody actually read it?

THOUGHTS??

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